THIS JUST HAD TO HAPPEN DIDNT IT. WE COULDN’T DO ANYTHING ELSE TO THIS SEQUENCE WE HAD TO ADD CHAR-POTATO. THERE WAS NOTHING FOR US IN LIFE TO BUT THIS. WE HAD TO DO THIS. mother is disappointed
(Source: lecterwill, via shannibals)
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
Witches who can only cast spells through rhymed verse locked in an epic rap battle.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever,
the ONE thing that would keep it completely secret
is if someone wrote a book or made a TV show about it
because by doing an internet search, all that would show up
would be the show or the book
and people will assume it’s fiction
but… what if?
(Source: johnwatsonblogs, via defenceagainstdracomalfoy)
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
(Source: angelic-hipster-mermaid-slut69, via hux333)
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending
Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.
The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:
Watch till the end. Trust me.
Someone give this man an award.
He literally just slayed their assholes open wow
Watch how uncomfortable the people in the background get when the speech turns around. They were probably agreeing with everything he had said up until then.
Give this man a gold medal to go along with those cast-iron balls.
(Source: thesecretaryofnagriculture, via defenceagainstdracomalfoy)